blogging the bach 14.1

Bachelorette night 1-Why do they start this thing on a holiday? Monday Night Tradish is on hold until next week so I'm watching at home.
Who's watching-Amanda, Adrienne, Mallory
Becca is back and ready for love. We start out seeing a replay of her bad breakup with Arie and then an intro to Becca and a few of the guys.
Rachel, JoJo, and Kaitlyn come to the mansion to give Becca some advice and sage the house. 
First impressions

Colton-confetti popper, former football player

Grant-big dimples

Clay-football player, cheesy lines about catching her

Jean Blanc-has over 100 colognes-WHY??? "he looks like he would be a comedian"--Amanda

Connor-down on one knee

Joe-grocery store owner, nervous

John-total nerd

Leo-top knot, let our hair down "i guarantee he stunt doubles for women"--Amanda

Jordan-the model, thinks he is going to have one up on everyone in his light suit and has plenty to say about what everyone else is wearing

Ricky

Alex-

Nick-race car suit, opening statements

Mike-cardboard Arie, man bun

Garrett-in a minivan, from Reno

Blake-rides up on an ox in a pink coat

Lincoln-birthday cake

Chase-the chase is what makes the end so much better

Darius-

Ryan-banjoist

Christon-former harlem globetrotter

Wills-closet nerd

Jason-handshake

Kamil-60/40, social media participant

Jake-from Minneapolis, she doesn't know

Trent-hearse-literally died

Christian-dancer

David-chicken suit, be kah "make is stop"--Adrienne

Chris-hometown reference-brings gospel choir

Becca starts talking to all the guys.

John tells Becca he made the app for venmo

Christon plays basketball and dunks over Becca and everyone joins in.

Blake mades her feel very hopeful

David takes off his chicken head and Becca thinks he is really fun

Garrett teaches Becca to fish in the pool

The talk already starts about Chase not being there for the right reasons. It seems a little early in the night/season for that kind of talk.

Becca pulls Jake aside and is definitely not excited about him being there. She doesn't want to waste his time. He tries to tell her more about himself. She isn't open to it at all and sends him home.

Garrett gets the first impression rose and we are all surprised.

Who gets a rose-Garrett, Lincoln, Blake, Ricky, Jean Blanc, Christon, Clay, Wills, Connor, Jason, John, Ryan, Alex, Nick, Trent, Colton, David, Jordan, Leo, Mike, Chris R

Previews for the season include tears, lots of tears, yelling, drama, sirens, fights, and a lot of Jordan. I can't wait!

Word Tally

amazing-9

journey-2

love-15

let's do the damn thing-5