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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Blogging the Bach 23.11 part 2

Who’s watching:Celsey and fam are headed out of town tomorrow so I am watching with Erin tonight.
I’m still mad they didn’t just finish this thing last night. To be fair, I have seen quite a few spoilers although I still don’t really know how it’s all going to play out.

Everyone is gone so the only thing left is to figure out what is going to happen with Cassie. Colton knocks on her door and wants to talk. She seems surprised although none of us are surprised (at least I am not). They go downstairs and talk. Colton tells her the other girls are gone. She acts surprised but also seems like she is smiling behind her hand. He asks her to go to Spain to meet his family and she says yes. 

Colton talks to his family for about 3 minutes and tells them the quick story. Cassie is so nervous. They meet the fam, and his family gets to the tough questions right away. They both talk to each of his parents. They don’t want him to get hurt again, but he assures them he is so in love. They leave and say goodbye for the day.

They have their final date the next day/night. Usually the see the city date is a little lame, but this is the date they got. Part of the date included repelling down to have a picnic. He was shaking so much. They finished their date, had dinner, went to the fantasy suite and the rest is history. They are happy and in love, and Colton moved to LA. They finish the show with a montage of memories and a concert from Air Supply. I know a lot of people think this whole thing is a load of crap, but I am actually really excited for them and hope they’re happy.

Hannah B is the next bachelorette. We meet a few of the guys from her season, and she is pretty awkward. Hopefully she gets a little more comfortable over the next few days. Hannah gives the rose to the rapper except she forgets to ask if he will accept the rose. She tries again and gets it right and her journey begins. 

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Monday, March 11, 2019

Blogging the Bach 23.11-The Finale

Who’s watching: Celsey, Amanda, Megan, and me and Alicia came part way through.

We start where we left off last week-with the infamous fence jump. Chris Harrison seems in the least control than we have ever seen in the history of the show. I also heard him say in some interviews last week that Colton was actually lost. They find him finally and the first thing they ask is if he is ok. Clearly he is not ok. He tried to run away from the show. They eventually get him to calm down a little and not run away into the night in Portugal. 

Chris Harrison goes to talk to him the next day. They chat a bit. Colton feels like he cannot go on with Cassie. Chris asks “what if at the end of this she just isn’t that into you?” That’s probs not exactly what he wants to hear. He wants to be with Cassie and that is all. 

Colton goes to visit Tayshia. It is awkward. He gets to the point pretty quickly. Neither one of them have much to say. They go into her place because she wants to get away from the cameras. They both cry a little and then say goodbyes and then they cry some more. Instead of waiting for the show to play out and then have the girls come to the after the final, they have Tayshia come out and talk to Chris. Something is weird. Colton comes out and things are still weird. Also, what has happened to Colton’s hair? It kind of looks like a ski jump (Megan). They talk a little and suddenly she feels better.

The next scene is Hannah writing in her journal. Unlike Tayshia who probably should have known what was coming, she has had no signs of this. He comes in and tells her right away he loves Cassie. She definitely is not expecting that. He then tells her he thought it was going to be her-probs not the best thing to say. She is so upset and can’t believe it. He says he doesn’t know if he is making the right decision a couple of times. They both cry and then he leaves and they cry some more. Hannah comes out on stage and says it has been so hard for her to watch the season. She talks about love and says she is not in love with him. Colton comes out. Hannah has a lot of questions most of which she probably really doesn’t want to hear the answers to. She calls him out for doing the same thing to her that Cassie did to him. It ends ok with a goodbye.

In what seems like a giant waste of time, Ben Higgins, Blake, Jason, and Garrett come out and shoot the breeze for 15 minutes. That basically took the place of his over night date with Hannah that didn’t happen.

We see Cassie packing up and saying she is ready to get home. I have thought this whole time that Cassie’s dad is what got to her. This time is really seems less like that. Colton goes to talk to her and then the show is over for the night. Even though the marathon 3 hour finale is rough, we all prefer that. This double night business is annoying. 

To be continued...

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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

blogging the bach 23.9/10-fantasy+women tell all

We definitely watched the fantasy suite night although there wasn't much fantasy going on. I was too busy working to sit down and blog, but I have plenty to say about it.

The date with Tayshia is pretty irrelevant at this point. There were plenty of sexual innuendos on that date, and I am pretty sure Tayshia thought she was the one-the winner and the one to take his v card. The morning after looked a little less happy, and I wonder how she will felt the day after the date.

The date with Cassie started out fine. They had a good time exploring the city. Things seemed to be going well...until Colton tells Cassie her dad did not give his blessing. Things went straight downhill from there. Cassie is afraid she won't get to the point of knowing she wants to be engaged to Colton in time. Her dad comes and gives her more doubts. She decides she is going to leave, puts on a fancy dress, and goes to see and tell Colton. They talk a little, but mostly they cry and he shakes. Colton tells Cassie he loves her and she is the one. She is confused, doesn't know much, and finally leaves. He says he loves her. She says she loves him and leaves. I don't think this is the end of Cassie.

We have been waiting all season for the fence jump. Colton goes back in the treehouse, shuts the door, comes back out, rips off his mic, and jumps the fence. We knew it was coming, but I had no idea he was going to get lost on the other side. We can't wait to see what happens from here. I don't think there are many options, but it will be interesting to see how it all plays out.

Onto women tell all also known as women scream all. There is so much yelling. It is always funny to see the girls that left on night one have so much to say. There is much fighting. After lots of yelling, we finally get some girls in the hot seat. Demi is first. She is proud of who she is and thinks that is the definition of maturity. She alludes to the fact that she hasn't seen her mom yet. We will definitely see her on paradise. Nicole is next. Apparently she cried a lot and also loves halo top ice cream. She gets a year supply and the audience all gets some too. Hannah B is next in the hot seat. She gets to re-do her first date toast. Caelynn goes to the hot seat, and she is the one I really want to see how it goes. She cries a lot. 

Colton comes out. Demi is more ridiculous. Caelynn is still really upset. He doesn't have any answers for her, and they move on to Hannah B. She is making a strong case to be the next bachelorette. They talk about the fence jump a little. Colton looks so nervous, and then they show bloopers-some were funny and some not so much.

Can it be next week already? We just want to know what happens. Also why didn't we hear a word from Heather?

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