Blogging the Bach 24.1

I was in Maui for the season premier so Celsey and I are watching at the end of the week to get caught up before next week. 

“The 3 hour premier of the Bachelor takes off right now”-How many flight analogies are we going to hear this season??? Any guess...

Intro

There are some mixed feelings about Peter being the bachelor. I am actually really excited about it. I like Peter, and I am really looking forward to a really good season (hopefully)

Peter says the word love 5 times in the first 5 minutes or less so hopefully the show lives up to that.

First impressions

Alexa-waxes lady parts, bare it all

Hannah Ann-model, looks a little bit like Hannah B

Tammy-realtor, wrestler, jet setter

Victoria P-nurse, caregiver for sister

Kelley-attorney, met Peter at a wedding

Madison-basketball, likes a good challenge, excited for Peter

Maurrisa-teen beauty queen, patient care coordinator for plastic surgeon

Limo Entrances

Alayah-deep v, grandma letter, purple silver dress

Sydney-sparkly dress, Alabama (not all girls from Alabama make bad decisions) 

Hannah Ann-dark green dress, 2nd Hannah reference

Sarah-black sparkle, hubba hubba

Lauren-long sleeve black sparkle pant suit, if it scares you, do it

Victoria P-happy dance, navy or maybe purple velvet dress

Mykenna-fashion blogger, beach dress

Maurissa-pinky promise

Kelsey-Hannah comment

Eunice-wings, flight attendant, purple dress

Jade-flight attendant

Megan-flight attendant speaker, direct service to Peter’s heart

Madison-red dress, paper airplane, land your heart

Tammy-metal detection

Shiann-barf bag

Courtney-Tiny plane, sparkle pattern

Kiarra-Baggage-in a suitcase-How did she fit in there?

Lexi-more blue velvet, red car-likes to go fast

Deandra-windmill

Payton-red dress, 4 times

Jasmine-speaking something else

Kiley

Katrina-hairless...cat

Victoria F-green sparkly dress, bad filthy joke that she can barely even get through

Jenna-red dress with Ashley P the cow

Savannah-red dress, blind fold, focus on the way things feel, kisses him-trying to be bold

Kelley-red dress, sign from God to do this show, dance

Alexa-head wrap

Avonlea-white dress

Natasha-

And then Hannah B gets out of the limo. Everyone started freaking out that she was there. For all the people that freaked out when it was announced that she was on the show, there is no way she was actually on the show. She was filming dancing with the stars at the same time. There is absolutely 100% no way she could have been on both shows. It was sweet that she showed up to wish him well and give him back the wings he gave her. EDIT-she is on more than I expected. We will see what happens, but she was definitely winning DWTS while the bach was filming.

The girls start having one on one time with Peter. At this early point in the show, it is hard to separate who is who and who stands out.

Alayah reads the letter from her grandma.

Natasha and Mykenna have a little tiff about time with Peter. Mykenna kisses him and feels like she has the one up.

There are more windmill jokes.

Hannah Ann takes 2 turns and then 3 to kiss him. I thought I liked her but I am already starting to change my mind.

Victoria brings up her joke. Peter doesn’t even remember it and we are all so embarrassed for her. She then has a complete come apart. 

PSA from Celsey-If you want to kiss a man, DO NOT have a secret handshake. Immediate friend zone.

Rose Ceremony

Hannah Ann-first impression rose

Victoria P, Madison, Kelley, Lexi, Savannah, Lauren, Tammy, Alayah, Jasmine, Sydney, Natasha, Mykenna, Deandra, Sarah, Alexa, Kelsey, Payton, Kierra, Courtney, Sheann, Victoria F

Date #1-Hannah Ann, Kelley, Deandra, Tammy, Courtney, Sheann, Victoria P, Jasmine, Victoria-Look Up

This date is all about flying. Victoria gets major motion sickness. She is really brave and faces her fears. They do an obstacle course and Kelley gets a little one on one time. Some of the girls are mad and trying to start drama. Peter picks roses and gives them to Victoria and it is the sweetest. This is the hotel where Peter and Kelley met the month before. She gets the rose and tries to tone down her excitement about it all. Sheann and some of the other girls are not thrilled.

Date #2-Madison-I want to show you what forever looks like. 

Peter’s parents renew their vows on their date. They are pretty cute together and have a great date. We got distracted talking and missed the last part of the date.

Date #3-Group date-I was busy doing my nails and chatting with Celsey so I pretty much missed this whole date. I stopped all the tallying and didn’t really pay much attention. I got the rundown-Hannah B plans the date. She is very very upset. She runs off crying, and Peter follows her. She and Peter have a one on one chat. She says she still has feelings. He says he might have feelings too. He asks what she would think about coming to the house. TO BE CONTINUED..

I’m bringing back the tally this season (not including part of the one on one and the group date)

Windmill-8

Pilot/flying/etc.-18

Journey-9

Love-39

Husband/wife-10

Tear tally-5

It looks like it’s going to be a good season. We have a few faves and a few that aren’t really our faves. We decided to do our brackets before the rose ceremony of week 2. I will share my predictions in next week’s post.