blogging the bach 11.1

we are all so excited for this season of the bachelorette to start. we've been group texting for weeks and reading all the funny things online. did anyone see the funny article about the men and their shirts?

who's watching: celsey, alicia, lacy, amanda, megan, and mandi

intro to jojo did she have some work done? did she change her makeup? she lost weight she must be hungry intro to guys if you want to not like a guy, picture his hairy thighs--cel is he from utah?--amanda about the superfan he looks like he's wearing blush--megan that guy looks like he has ED. look at his shoes--mandi he's hot. nevermind he's not--amanda first impressions jordan (former quarterback) ya he's hot--amanda i hate the former things--megan theo grant (firefighter) plans to fall in love james robby (former swimmer) brought wine alex (marine) he's short and he can't even find a suit to fit--alicia will (engineer) at least he has a real job--amanda he looks like an engineer--mandi chad (luxury real estate) they could do the next hbo show together--amanda daniel (canadian) he was awkward--amanda ali are those his real teeth--amanda i need him to get his brows just a little bit--megan james taylor he probably should find another job--alicia how do you know she does not already know how to play?--mandi jon in a kilt it's a little breezy--cel saint nick i hate santa. he's old and fat and married. i'm hot and single. don't be sneaking into my house--mandi if you don't like santa in this house, you get underwear--cel is he saying jojo instead of hoho?--mandi chase (medical sales) jake (landscape architect) so he's a glorified lawn boy--megan sal with the blue balls coley (real estate) ew his tongue came out--amanda brandon (hipster) he's gross. why? why?--mandi james (superfan) nick s-dancing i'm a little worried about any guy that can do the splits--cel vinny get out of here. go back where you came from--megan evan (ED) wells DJ all 4 one christian there's a reason he's wearing a helmet--mandi you should put that helmet back on--megan luke on a unicorn derek we missed his intro what i saw definite connection with jordan chad is cute too drunken shenanigans what i heard i never thought i would say this, but these guys look better in pictures--cel that was like kissing your grandma--cel why is everyone wasted?--megan have you never watched this show? don't drink so much--cel there is nothing sexy about finding out what someone looks like under a costume--amanda listen abc. we're tired. we started this an hour late--cel after jake shows up what i thought there are a few good ones and a few not so good who's left: jordan, luke, wells, james t, chris, derek, christian, chase, alex, robby, brandon, james f, ali, santa, vinny, kevin, daniel (collective no) word tally (we probably missed a few, but things were a little noisy tonight) love-19 journey-4 amazing-14 beautiful-6 i could see myself-3 husband/wife-3 what are your thoughts this season?