blogging the bach 11.2

this season is throwing me off a little. we got home from our weekend in vegas, picked up some dinner, and attempted to start watching. what's with the schedule this season? please tell me we're going back to regularly scheduled programming. who's watching... tiffany and sage after our long drive in the car. there's potential for some major sass. 

group date 1...i see this ending with a ring daniel justin jared corey tanner kupah ben h ben z what i saw guys that all look the same  dudes going all out basically to kill each other what i heard i love that they have to work these boys out so they don't have this testosterone match in the house--tiff justin, something's wrong with his face--sage kupah's in a relationship with himself-tiff wrestle in jello or have a jump roping contest or something--tiff have a pie eating contest. that's my type of contest--sage oh, first sob story of the season. cue the cheesy music--tiff i didn't know he's from utah--tiff about justin's son's made up name they resort back to 4th grade because they can't text--tiff is she mixing up connection with lust and attraction?--tiff what i thought these boys are probably stinky and sweaty why does this show insist on competition? this does not seem like a good idea. ben z gets the rose and we're not surprised
one on one..clint...i'll take your breath away what i saw clint looks kind of terrible. did he shower? clint's hair is not ideal for this situation what i heard 2/2 suckage dates--sage we didn't have any chemistry before so we just made out to pass the time--tiff did anyone see how she's holding her wine glass? she needs some etiquette training what i thought this date turned out better than i expected and the chemistry picked up a little
group date 2...i'm looking for a man who will stand up for me jj jonathan joshua chris ian joe tony what i saw jj things he's hilar which basically means not funny at all #blesshisheart some guys are funny. some are not. tony was so awkward. tony needs to go kissing. lots and lots of kissing what i heard  mark my words. someone is going to make a joke about it being britt--tiff these guys are as deep as the kitty pool--tiff tony you should probably have another shot--tiff or a ponytail--sage embarrassed monkey emoji--tiff about tony do they? do they all bring something to the table?--tiff his bulldogs sound a lot like the bachelor mansion--tiff if he got a quarter for every time he made someone uncomfortable he wouldn't have to do this show because he would be a millionaire--tiff he and ashley mesa verde would be a perfect match--sage what i thought chris was not totally comfortable, but he made the best of it jj will be around for a while. he's getting a lot of air time. we aren't big fans of him so far.
cocktail party/rose ceremony what i saw jj the dirt bag goes against what they all decided and steals her the first second what i heard here comes the boxing gloves again--tiff don't worry about. she's make out with you in 2 seconds--tiff about kupah what i thought jj is definitely the villian kupah was talking circles and circles and should just leave kupah forgot the boys aren't in control anymore
clorox beach's bleachable moments campaign is back this season. let's discuss the bleachable moments of the night tony's standup routine/kupah's convo with kaitlyn
word tally love-21 amazing-8 journey-2 connection-22 husband/wife-4 lucky-4
this to be continued situation is making me crazy. please tell me this isn't going to happen every week. if you blog about the bachelorette, please link up below.

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