blogging the bach 19.2

can we just talk about andi and josh for a minute??? it's kind of ridiculous how sad i am about it.

now that week 1 is over, let's get back to my usual format who is watching? celsey, husband shawn (pretending to play video games), sister in law amanda & her roommate alexis, melissa
kim is back in-i have so many things to say, but since she didn't make it past tonight what's the point?
group date #1...jade, mckenzie, tandra, tara, kimberly, ashley i what i heard "who is the virgin?" "i think it's the girl with the first impression rose"--amanda "no, she said she didn't have sex with her last boyfriend" "what did she date him for 24 hours?"--alexis "i'm more kardashian than i am country"--ashley i juelia talking about her husband and his death #awful "do none of these girls know the odds?"--amanda "she's a little weird"---chris about mckenzie when she's talking about his big nose and aliens "you dumb b----"--amanda
what i saw megan and jillian breaking into chris's house and doing weird things chris picks mckenzie. the girls freak, and we all freak too.
what i thought i still can't believe he gave mckenzie the one on one time, the rose, and especially a kiss. #dying
date #2...megan what i heard "she's not an idiot. she knows how it works. they explained it."--amanda about megan when she didn't know if the date card was just a note or a date "they go to some super classy place called vegas"--cel "look at that beautiful, muddy river. it looks like chocolate"--cel
what i saw megan in her matchy matchy tank and lipstick megan pours her heart out about her dad and chris has no idea what to do. she attacks his face (i was pretty sure he was going to kiss her, but she didn't give him the chance)
what i thought #boring
date #3...kelsey, trina, melissa, tracy, jillian, becca, amber, ashley s, juelia, kaitlyn, britt  what i heard screaming, lots of screaming "ok, look at botox's face-nothing"--cel "i wouldn't trust that many girls with guns"--alexis kaitlyn making fun of ashley s (she totally deserved it) ashley s talking about the truth (does she think there are still zombies) i tried to get someone to say something funny about ashley s "i'm speechless"--alexis "i'm pretty sure he's kissed everyone"--amanda
what i saw amber (the bartender) took a shot ashley s shooting anything and everything chris kissing a lot of girls (was that on this date or just the whole night?)
what i thought ashley s is on drugs or insane or something we wanted to see becca a little more kaitlyn has a big mouth and we're not sure what to think lots of bright lipstick
rose ceremony "does anybody else think it's funny that she's arabian and giving him wishes?"--shawn about ashely i "she's giving him wishes on her belly button, i promise she's not a virgin. she's a slut"--alexis did jordan just call herself a stalker?
word tally farm/farmer...0 (did i miss any especially during the tractors) journey...0 love...3 amazing,,,17 wife...2
who is left britt, ashley i, trina, kelsey, samantha, juelia (not jillian), amber, tracy, jillian, jade, nikki, becca, carly, brittany, ashley s, mackenzie, megan, kaitlyn
what i predict ashley s will stick around a little longer to provide the crazy chris will continue kissing all the girls and all the girls will keep getting mad about it once tracy and becca get more air time i think we'll like them.
what did you think of this week? did you hear or see anything i missed?

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