another season of the bachelor started last night. i don't watch tv really ever, but i am obsessed with the bachelor. come back every tuesday for my weekly bach caps. i don't usually post straight recaps.
i love all the bach posts and commentary so make sure to link up if you post. i'm looking for co-hosts so comment or email me if you're interested.
one final thing before we get started on week 1. spoilers are no fun. please don't post them.
the show was 3 freaking hours. i love the bach, but that's a lot of tv. it easily could have been condensed to 2.
intro to chris, his family, and his farm wife
photo shoot (how awkward but when you're the bachelor i guess you have to get used to it. i am doing a little better now, but fashion photo shoots for this blog make me feel all kinds of awkward)
new shirtless bachelor???
sean and catherine
update on life
bachelor babies- "on the radar"
we get a recap of his bach experience-good plug for his book-preorder to hear all the bach scoop
marcus and lacey
still engaged-can't say i care a whole lot about them
andy and josh
ready to taste all the food and drink all the wine to prep for the wedding. i'm still hoping the wedding is on tv. my prediction is we might have an announcement after des and chris get married.
recap break up with juan pabs--i'm pretty happy we don't have to hear about/from him on a regular basis anymore
we see a few intro videos and hear some classic bach lines
"it's hard to be single in LA"
"i'm a very touchy person"
"i suppose some guys are intimidated by me"
"finding love is a competition"
answer to why she's still single (embarassed monkey emoji)
"every day i am reminded of something i'm missing"
"i think you just said corn is your favorite food-to her dog"
"i already have a special man in my life"
"smoking is prohibited unless you're smoking hot:
the hours and hours of limo entrances start
i watched tonight with celsey, her husband shawn (who fakes to hate it), her sister in law amanda and friend alexis and our friend melissa. the best part of watching with a group is all the comments. we'll def hear more from them in the next few weeks.
waitress=can move to iowa
"that's the longest, most awkward hug ever"
she might be a little cray
why the yellow shoes? and the voice???
"ya she's annoying"--amanda
first girl to say amazing
what is she wearing?
so happy it's him
you look amazing
i sell human tissue=unemployed
sport fishing enthusiast=unemployed
"she could definitely throw bails of hay"--cel
not my style, but he's definitely going to remember her
totally missed her because i was too distracted by tara's lurking
not letting him see you is probs really dumb when he's trying to remember 29 other girls
crossfit-i did crossfit and loved it, but no one wants to hear about it all the time or ever.
poor girl, bless her heart
too much botox/who wants a penny in their shoe?
plow the bleep bleep bleep (not impressed)
"she's going to be a handful"--amanda
kind of distracted by the craziness of all the girls surprise as seeing more girls. has anyone seen this show before?
came in so fast we have no idea what's going on
of course the utah girl comes in on a motorcycle and has a weird name
whiskey-as if there isn't enough alcohol
pig nose-you want to be remembered as the pig
"is that your stripper name or your real name?"--amanda
"where's simon?"--cel because her singing was hideous
seems like a good, wholesome girl. she can teach school in iowa
too fast to even have an impression
britt-number 1 video, first out of limo, first 1 on 1 time, pretty sure she'll be around
tara-seems like the crazy one already
kaitlyn-"prob shouldn't have your first 2 sentences be about your hoohah"--amanda
ashley s-way too much botox and is kind of a creep
what i heard
"botox needs to tone it down"--cel
"i wish i was a polygamist right now"--chris
"is she trying to be crazy?"--shawn about botox girl
girl in the blue dress
the previews look super crazy. i was a little worried about this season being a tiny bit boring, but i'm pretty sure i don't have anything to worry.
we all know the famous bach words so i like to keep to a tally. we heard a lot already in week 1
what were your thoughts on week 1? who's your fave so far? i'll pick my final 4 by week 3.