blogging the bach 19.5

i watched on tuesday night. i got so many texts on monday night about how crazy this week was. who's watching...celsey, husband shawn who always pretends he doesn't care, sister in law amanda and roommate alexis who joined part way through date #1...carly...let's come together what i saw so much awkwardness carly's eyelashes that need a fill asap what i heard why do they make it sound like they're in africa?--celsey this is so embarassing--amanda can we not just keep saying deeper and other weird things--celsey i feel like this would be awkward for me and cel and we've been married for like 3 1/2 years--shawn what i thought i feel so bad for her eyelashes. can't someone give her a fill? i'm prob distracted by her eyelashes to avoid the awks of the situation that was probably one of the worst dates in all of bach history date #2...jade, megan, kaitlyn, whitney, mckenzie, samantha, becca, ashley, kelsey...i'm rapidly falling in love what i saw lots and lots of pink lipstick jordan making a fool of herself what i heard i hate that girl. she has stupid bear california socks.--shawn(definitely pretending not to care) why does megan act like she has a chance?--cel what's the girl with the weird dress? she looks like she shops at wet seal--alexis what i thought ashley is absurd and whitney should def not discuss it with chris date #3...britt...sky's the limit what i saw britt waking up with her full face on (smart girl) britt's instagram cleared up what happened behind closed doors-talking lots of talking what i heard is she always wearing lipstick?--alexis why is she already crying--amanda i love kising you--chris what i thought chris really likes britt. i like her too, but i think she's prob the arie of this season pre and rose ceremony what i saw i legit had a freak out about kelsey. it was so horribly awkward and uncomfortable which led us to google. she was in fact married. she deactivated her twitter after this episode. probably for the best. what i heard she's so manipulative. she scares me--amanda about kelsey how did it hit home--cel about kaitlyn these people here are freaking psychos--shawn what i thought i'm dying that we don't see who leaves. this kelsey situation is so out of control. what i predict... i love becca a lot, but i'm nervous for her. she hasn't gotten enough air time. i really hope she sticks around, but i'm afraid unless she's on the 2-on-1. ashley i looks like she's on  the 2-on-1 and will obviously leave we think/hope kelsey gets sent home word tally farm...0 journey...0 love...16 amazing...0 future wife/husband...1 this week was completely crazy! i'm dying to hear what everyone thinks.